bananapolisher:

dave

im never on i should change that

clavid:

no wonder cows get mad cow disease if someone woke me up every morning to play with my titties with no intention of sticking it in i’d be pretty mad too

greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

i guess lil wayne picked the world up and dropped it on his fucking head 

hyperbolequeen:

my entire life is just me “winging it”

onlinepolice:

the sickest burn i’ve ever gotten is “talk to the elbow coz you ain’t worth the extension”

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

shining-in-room217:

emkaymlp:

bllond-e:

Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its $19.99

go to your room

BUT WAIT THERES MORE